Animal Jokes

Here are some animal jokes that I thought you would like! These jokes do not belong to me I just found them on the internet. :)

Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.

Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

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